I have been a big fan of male sex toys for a few years. It all began with a torn porn mag my friend Dave stole from his Dads stash and donated to me at 12. After wanking with the magazine I thought to myself that using a prop or enjoying visual aid feels damn good and after many years of retiring to my bedroom after tea to peruse the luscious pages of Dave’s dads Play Boy began a collection of sex toys and accessories myself. Why should girls have all the fun anyway? Male Sex aids are fast becoming a growth industry and finding something to get you up and keep you there with a smile on your face is becoming ever easier!
“I’m such a good lover because I practice alot on my own” – Woody Allen
The collection of paper porn obviously grew as I did and could reach the top shelf of the local Paper shop and once the age of technology dawned and the Internet emerged, porn on tap became a daily excursion around the free sites and forums. I have to admit to being a regular visitor to You Porn and must say on the whole its good stuff.Aside from a couple of uncomfortable trips for lap dancing clubs with my previous boss, sexual titillation was never paid for again. The move from visual stimulus to physical gratification came in the form of a cheap male masturbator brought during a quiet afternoon waiting for a client on the outskirts of town. The sex shop was dark and well to add a cliche seedy but the floppy transparent tube caught my eye and I found myself at the counter with masturbator in hand. The Jelly sex toy felt great after I realised that you needed lubricant, believe me the first attempt was less than comfortable. I have moved through the ranks of male masturbators since with vibrating versions, life like examples and designer sex aids from the likes of Tenga. A sleeve does much of the work for you and after I met my wife decided to give one to her as we enjoyed using it together (all women struggle to get the hand job right anyway). Much like a woman’s Rabbit Vibrator a vibrating sleeve adds that bit more to the manual method, sending stimulating vibrations to the cock and balls that your hand just can’t compete with.
Next came a penis pump with the expectation that I would disappear into the bathroom for 10 minutes and re-appear with the member of John Holmes but alas this wasn’t the case (although pump it for a few minutes and it certainly grows for the duration). Once I met my wife we started experimenting with cock rings and enjoy the vibrating kind because women need that stimulation on that part of their body we can never find. My collection also keeps me harder and once I am up and running with the restriction around the base can last for a few hours longer than usual (ok minutes longer). Of late I have tried a few prostate toys and I must admit to liking it. My partner encouraged me as part of a re-newed adventurous sex life and although unsure about sticking something in my bum would heartily recommend it as a trigger to orgasm and intensifier to the climax. I know some men are reluctant to try sex toys either because they feel guilty, weird or inadequate inside a relationship but i would suggest you give them a try, who knows you may just like it!
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