Wafty Crank

Getting a good wank is great but getting a first class, ball slapping, penis pleasing hand job sends us guys into masturbation heaven. Yes we have been beating the bishop since we can remember but there’s nothing quite like receiving the soft, warm, oiled hand of another stroking and pumping our cocks to bring on a climax to have us weak at the knees. Its skin close without the need of a condom and tackles the problem of birth control, turning you into an erotic princess of pleasure. Think of your hands as sex toys with lots of moving parts for pleasing the penis, its the ultimate sex aid where you can feel his pleasure at the very tips of your fingers.

Here are a few tips for a cracking hand job

Rhythm- Think of a good masturbation technique like moving to music, getting the rythm right is half the battle. Steady and rhythmic with long strokes that gradually build in rhythm.

Pressure- Don’t grip the penis too tight or have a weak grip around the shaft. The best feeling is vaginal snugness and your hand needs to adopt the same tunnel width.

Angle – Figure out if your man only enjoys his penis stroked towards the belly button or feels pleasure when a slight tilt is adopted. Never attempt to bend the penis southwards it will be very uncomfortable!

Wet and Slippery – A sex lubricant is great for masturbation as it provides a friction free stroke to heighten sensation. A masturbation cream is a good choice, Stroke 29 reaches the ideal viscosity at the 29th stroke and stimulate your mans cock for amazing arousal.

Pleasure spots – Remember to focus your movement and pressure around the v point and head, these are your mans most sensitive parts and will aid orgasm quickly.

Listen- When your man makes the right sounds you will know that your wanking technique is spot on and don’t be afraid to ask him to show you his own technique after all he has had lots of practice.

G Spot Sex Toy

G spot stimulation can be a great source of pleasure for women and with practise can provide the best orgasms you have ever experienced.

The g spot is a woman’s pleasure spot which when stimulated can induce a strong orgasm and it has been reported female ejaculation. This erogenous zone takes a little practice to locate and massage but the effort can be most rewarding and you may never look back!

Where is the G Spot

The g spot is on the front vaginal wall about 2-3 inches towards the stomach. It is an area rather than spot and is called the g spot due to its discovery by  Ernst Gräfenberg and has become a zone of recognised pleasure by many women since.

Some sex toys such as dildos and vibrators are designed to stimulate the g spot. You will recognise a g spot sex toy by its curved tip which is effective in pressing against the g spot area during penetration. A g spot dildo may well have a dildo for ease of use or be flexible to obtain the perfect angle for g spot stimulation. Even rabbit vibrators have been adjusted to suit g spot stimulation and women can buy a g spot rabbit for dual clitoral and g spot massage.

It can be difficult to achieve an orgasm from g spot stimulation alone and it is best to begin with your g spot toy and another form of sex toy stimulation. Don’t be discouraged if you feel you can’t find your g spot, it can take weeks or months to master this female pleasure zone. As with the clitoris there is an element of training to achieve g spot orgasm and using other stimulation will help you to relax and enjoy the experience overall. Apply lots of pressure when conducting g spot massage, it isn’t like the clitoris that needs a lighter caress. The g spot is massaged through the vaginal wall so a firm stroke will be needed to obtain any pleasurable result.

Don’t worry if you need to pee, the g spot is very near the uretha so the pressure you apply might bring on the need to urinate.

What did women do to pleasure themselves before sex toys came along? Once upon a housewife’s domestic bliss there were only household objects and the contents of the larder to please her whilst feeling aroused on her cleaning round. With a wicked imagination the average housewife could adapt items in the home to become effective sex aids with pleasurable sex play at her rubber gloved finger tips. Here’s how the modern day home maker can conjure any sex toy to her fingertips……..

Water Works

A hand held shower can transform into the most amazing clitoral stimulator making bath time a pleasurable treat. Adjust the water flow to the correct pressure and temperature, raise one leg to expose the genital area and  direct the sensual flow of water to the clitoris. The faster the pressure, the more stimulating the water will be and a massage feature will have you singing in the shower.

The Waterfall

If the average housewife doesn’t have a shower at home then the tub can become a centre for masturbation and sex play. Set the temperature of the water to suit and let the bath tap run and allow it to trickle or pour onto your clitoris for an effective orgasm inducer. The kinky housewife can play with her nipples and clitoris at the same time for  sensual and warm pleasure time.

Sparkling Smile

An electric toothbrush will advertise itself as the means to a whiter, brighter smile but how many more would they sell if they also told you of its orgasm inducing properties? Electric toothbrushes are pleasure providers in themselves, vibrators ready to massage your pleasure spot any time of day or night. Simply wrap some cling film or a condom over your toothbrush and use the back of the vibrating tip on your clitoris for high speed sex toy indulgence.

Fruit & Veg

Yes many fruit and veg are perfect as dildos or even g spot pleasure pleasers and to thinks its all just sitting there on the supermarket shelves willing and able. Select only the freshest ingredients and make sure all edges are trimmed for safety reasons then knock yourself out with natures finest sex toys. Organic pleasure can be found in carrots, bananas, and even corn on the cob, create yourself a casserole of climax.

Wash Day Fun

Don’t see laundry as a chore, coincide your was day routine with an earth shaking orgasm to take away the gloom. A vibrator waiting to give you pleasure beyond your dreams. Simply sit on the corner during spin cycle touching your clitoris to the top and enjoy the buzz and vibration travelling to your lady parts.